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Never before seen!
And, even more...
Haikus!

Because I'm lazy Because I am devoid of imagination Because I can. Now you will be forced to read my forcibly-created funny failure!! Two exclamation marks because REASONS. And no titles!  Except for this one because it's super random. If this haiku was a superhero, it would be called random man.

Time Machine Backup, STFU!
Oh, stupid window.
Why must you pop up so much?
I really don't care.

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Hi, robots and guns!
If you were real, I could go
Into silent SPAAAAAACE

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Diamond, stay green, please.
Can you not ruin my shot?
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

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I like pie, not cake!
BANOFFE IS THE BEST THING
IN THE WORLD!! REALLY!!!

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This is getting quite
boring, isn't it? Give me
the truth, dear reader!

Kay done! Bye, haikus!

P.S:
I lied when I said there would be no titles. They're all down here, in random order!

Desserts

The End

Corrupted Brain

BAI!