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A post in Bloglandia?
Never before seen!
And, even more...
Haikus!

Because I'm lazy Because I am devoid of imagination Because I can. Now you will be forced to read my forcibly-created funny failure!! Two exclamation marks because REASONS. And no titles!  Except for this one because it's super random. If this haiku was a superhero, it would be called random man.

Time Machine Backup, STFU!
Oh, stupid window.
Why must you pop up so much?
I really don't care.

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Hi, robots and guns!
If you were real, I could go
Into silent SPAAAAAACE

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Diamond, stay green, please.
Can you not ruin my shot?
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

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I like pie, not cake!
BANOFFE IS THE BEST THING
IN THE WORLD!! REALLY!!!

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This is getting quite
boring, isn't it? Give me
the truth, dear reader!

Kay done! Bye, haikus!

P.S:
I lied when I said there would be no titles. They're all down here, in random order!

Desserts

The End

Corrupted Brain

BAI!

Greetings


Greetings, Internet native! Pretend I am bowing, please.


Hello, reader(s)! I am hyper and bored and so, you see this. So, let us talk about butterflies. Or pie. Ooh, I have an idea! I will tell you about another blog that was written by one of my friends, titled Conv0sations. Look it up! It's not packed,  but neither is this. And now, we shall poem.

What ho, my trusty scallywag! We have come across a Boat!
A strange thing to find
In the middle of a field!
Perhaps it plowed the mighty ocean wave, or fed a hungry family!
Maybe it was a Hero's ship
That struck fear into the hearts of Villains!
Perhaps a lifeboat, used on the Titanic?
Or maybe a vessel, for excursions Romantic?
I do believe the world may never know
For it is bedtime.

G'bye!